Classified · For Lorena's Eyes Only
An evening with

A Man With a Plan

You said a man with a plan. I raise you an official plan.

One carefully orchestrated evening. Zero winging it. Probably.

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Tuesday, May 26 · 7:30 PM
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What follows is a fully documented evening itinerary. Exit points are clearly marked. I thought of everything.

This is not a trap. (It is slightly a trap. The good kind.)

The Itinerary

How the evening unfolds

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7:30 PM
Dinner
Snow Berry Cafe 38 & Noori Chicken. Lowkey fire sushi in a strip mall.
Exit A
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Late Night
The Canyon
Glen Park, Provo Canyon. Stars, trail, good company kept close.
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Stop 01 · 7:30 PM · Dinner

Snow Berry Cafe 38
& Noori Chicken

I found a sushi spot. Before you Google it, I know. It looks exactly like a Happy Ending Massage Parlor. The parking lot is giving cash only, no eye contact. I chose not to investigate further.

Do not be fooled. Inside is genuinely, embarrassingly good sushi. Zero Instagram presence. Full dining room on a Tuesday. The only thing they're rolling here is maki, and it goes hard.

Sushi

Not the actual restaurant. Accurate energy. Trust the process.

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Exit Point A. The Dignified Out

Dinner was a 6/10 or below? We call it a cultural experience, you go home, and we never speak of the parking lot again. Zero awkwardness. You were warned about the location.

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Stop 02 · Late Night · The Canyon

Provo Canyon.
Glen Park, after dark.

Glen Park. Short walk, good creek, more stars than Provo deserves. You can tell me at least one of your deepest darkest secrets. I'll bring a jacket in case you forget yours.

Canyon gorge trail at dusk

Canyon Glen. The real one is better. Bring a sweater.

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Exit Point B. To Be Continued

To be continued. There is a Date 287 in the plan. I was advised not to include that section on this website. Date 267................................ sex.

One Last Thing

So. Are you in?

What are you comfortable with on a first date?

What are you telling your friends about Tuesday?

Which Mormon temple are we getting married in for our second date?

Honeymoon destination?